A woman has a close male friend....

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"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

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karizzle said:
Jacked from Bash

"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

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dead-on!

J-Slim said:
we write in english cuz we are more comfortable and we dont look like fools writing broken french
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slim you suck at whatever language you attempt :p
 
karizzle said:
Jacked from Bash

"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

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QUOTED FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING TRUTH ! been there done that lol
 
karizzle said:
Jacked from Bash

"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

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Tu tes fais pogner dans la game du gars trop gentil qui a pris trop de temps a faire les premiers pas.

Elle apelle quand ça va mal..Presque comme si t'étais son ami gay, elle sait que tes interessé mais elle t'apelle quand meme pour te raconter ses histoires d'amour pi toute ce qui va pas...

Trouve toi d'autre femme pi quand elle t'apelle tu lui dit que ta pas vraiment le temps d'y parler parce que tes avec quelqu'un sur l'autre ligne..

Ta nouvelle blonde es un peu jalouse or wathever, so tu pouras pas lui parler autant qu'avant....
 
Votre monde de pensée est totalement utopique! Si tu te mets dans la peau du trou de cul qui veux banger la fille en couple, fine ça suck qu'elle veuille pas switcher de ami à "lover" ... mais si t'es le gars en couple que sa blonde a tout plein d'amis gars là tu panique en esti si ta règle ne s'applique plus dutout!

Ya deux côtés à la médaille boys! Pis personnellement je trouve que c'est ben correct comme c'est pcq dans mon livre à moi tu touche pas à une fille en couple à moins d'être un asti de rapace fini qui a aucune morale. Donc t'aurais pas de besoin de vouloir switcher d'ami à "lover"...
 
This is called the Friend Zone:

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"You're such a great guy to me! Sometimes I wish..."

The Friend Zone is one of the oldest and most common social traps that women deploy to trick gullible male losers into an eternity of mental enslavement. The stage is set up for the Friend Zone when the woman is already in a relationship with a real man, or at the very least interested in one. As often as 13 year-old boys need to jerk off to Jessica Alba or emokids to Donnie Darko director's cut, girls just have to bitch about something. However, she can't bitch to herself. That defeats the purpose. So she unloads it all onto her boyfriend.

Being a typical Alpha Male, the guy has much better things to do than listening to her complaints about the toilet seat, how he doesn't call enough, and other shit nobody cares about, so he tells her to shut her fucking hole. Of course after a while of this disgraceful banter she will begin hemorrhaging angst and will desperately need an emotional tampon to soak it all up. This is when she'll lure in a spineless niceguy for her to brutally shove into a bloody cesspool of dramatic baggage called the Friend Zone.

Why would the girl choose a guy for this support duty and not a female friend? Well it's a natural safeguard; if she vented to her friend, there is a slight chance that her friend might be an opportunist and steal her man.

The Trap:
The trap consists of a girl feigning interest in some vulnerable aforementioned guy suffering from Niceguy Syndrome.

Part 1 (the mindfuck): She will start flirting with the guy until he shows visible signs of becoming hopelessly in love with her. When the guy starts to bite back, she will suddenly ignore him causing uncertainty which will make him think he's "going too fast" so he will back down. She will then repeat the process ad hominem.

Part 2 (the milking): During the now unbreakable cycle she will share all her angst and bullshit while blatantly lying to keep him interested. Here are some examples:


* "Thanks for listening, you are such an angel."

* "How are you single?!"

* "You're so cute!"

* "Why can't more guys be like you?"

* "My boyfriend is so mean.... you would make the perfect man."

* "You are like a brother to me."


She will also hint for him to buy stuff for her, which the idiot will. Basically she will milk him for as much attention, hugs, and gifts for as long as she can keep this cockteasing scam up. The guy's belief in these lies will lead to him always being stuck in the Friend Zone and will cause the incurable and sometimes contagious "permavirgin" disease.


When he asks her out:
When a guy actually gains the courage to ask her out she will keep him in by just saying "I'm not ready for a relationship right now", or "I'm not entirely sure of my own feelings" (hinting that there might be hope later), hence the cycle continues.

OR

She will admit that she wants to be just friends (which is just one less level of Hell to endure). But it doesn't end there—No sir. When she misses all the gifts and requires yet another round of emotional fellatio, she will go right back to crying on his shoulder saying how she and her boyfriend are going through a rough time, and assumes there will be a break-up to follow. She will then show interest in him again, but this time around when he asks her out she just deflects it with the typical "my boyfriend and I are finished, but I still have feelings for him... I'm so confused!" and continues to pine for her old flame while restarting the vicious cycle.


Why do they do it?
Since the advent of feminism, women have incorporated the concept that they are more equal (that's right) than men in life. As such, men have grown up in an environment where women are worshiped, honored and put on a pedestal because men are so afraid of making a mistake in their contact with the opposite sex. Think of it along the lines of a dog/master relationship.

All women, at their core, are filthy hookers. This isn't an insult, because it's true. It's science. If a male finds himself drooling over a girl because she is willing to honor his failure of an existence on this earth with a barrage of MSN/AIM/Text messages once a week asking for computer help, or to borrow a few hundred bucks so that she and her boyfriend could rent a cherry picker and fuck outside his bedroom window, that person would be only too happy to provide her with said provisions. Why? Because in his delusional state of neckbearded virginity he thinks that somehow it will lead to her loving him. In truth, that virgin is her property.


Things to say when they call:
Here are a list of suitable responses with which a loser can respond to a woman when they use their siren-like sound on the unsuspecting ears of a lowly victim.

1. Nay, I refuseth to help thee! Good day sir!
2. Only if you lick the part between my balls and anus.
3. What are you wearing?
4. I know I've never mentioned this before, but I'm hung like a Pringles can.
5. Only if you give me a blumpkin.
6. Let's have a sleepover instead!
7. Still on the pill?
8. Wow! Masturbating to Asian porn and talking to somebody is tricky.
9. Sure, but before that I want to test out this new swing I installed in my basement.


Is There Hope?
NO. There is no hope. You have a better chance of singlehandedly bringing peace to the middle-east than breaking free of the friend zone and dating her. Contrary to what compliments she has unloaded on you, she would rather take a .357 magnum to her head than to even think about actually dating you.


I'm stuck! How do I escape?
Well, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Just like you admitted jerking off to tranny pics, you have finally taken the first step to admitting you are one gullible dumbass who is an embarrassment to the male gender. So to escape follow these steps:

1. Cunt punt.
2. Get it in your head that you got played like a fiddle, and you must forget about her.
3. Don't talk to her ever again. Communicating with her will compromise your chances of getting out.
4. Block her from MSN, Myspace, Facebook, and everything else you can think of (Screw it. Just unplug your internets).
5. Turn your phone off.
6. Burn your house down, change your name and move to Zaire.
7. ???
8. Profit!
 
j'ai une amie, en fait c'est même une grande chum et y'a jamais été question de cul entre les 2! pourtant on s'est ramassé célibataire plusieurs fois en même temps.

c'est pas impossible l'amitié gars-fille, c'est juste crissement rare! lol
 
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