Pineapple and kiwi will make your semen taste better

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ThePapi

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It's true.

Me and a girl I like planned a hot camping trip and I decided to bust or confirm this myth once and for all.

Everyday for two weeks prior to the trip, I ate a can of pineapple rings and drank the juice, as well as eating a shitload of kiwis.

Now none of the girls that ever gave me head seemed to especially enjoy the taste of semen but this particular lady had quite a reaction.

So anyways at some point during the trip we got it on and she gave me head and I came into her mouth and was eager to witness the result and although I was a little sceptical despite all the things I've read about it, it still made me curious.

I was expecting her to poke her head out of the tent and spit it all out because she once told me that's usually what she does, but instead I was greeted with a lengthy and quite surprised sounding "MMMmmmmmmhhhh!!!". I aksed her what was up and she straight up told me it tasted sweeter than any other guy she's ever been with.

As far as I'm concerned, this Myth is confirmed and I thought I'd let you people know my conclusions.

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Quand j'veux en larguer une, je mange beaucoup d'asperges.

Mais je vais certainement essayer les ananas et les kiwis pour celles que j'veux garder... merci du tuyau... :)
 
^^ I was actually surprised I didn't already find a thread about this here, I was ready to bump an old thread up but didn't find anything
 
yea it's all good and all but,.

at the end, do we really care? :dunno:
i don't know about u guys but i couldn't careless how my sperm tastes like. it ain't my problem lol.
 
Anything VERY spicy will make it taste shit...

Anything very sweet, especially fructose (from fruits) will make it sweeter and taste good.
 
Mon ex me fesait manger des ananas, parait que ca fait une bonne différence et pas besoin d'en manger pendant une semaine, juste une 10e d'heure avant...
 
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