You gonna buy me a drink or what?

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About a week ago I went out to lounge with a friend of mine.
When we walked in, we noticed this real hot chick, the perfect 11 on a 1-10 scale, the kind of girl that every guy notices in a bar. Whatever, I was there to have a few drinks so I went to get a gyn-tonic.

My friend wanted to talk to that HotChick so we moved closer and noticed a pretty funny thing:
Random guy: Hey, u wanna drink?
HotChick: Yeah sure, I'll take a... (big nice smile)
Random guy: (after paying for her drink) so you hang out here a lot?...
HotChick: I said I wanted a drink, thanks for it, but I didn't say I want to chat with anyone...

It cracked me up and my friend was no longer interested in talking to her. A bit later the HotChick finishes her drink and as we were the only 2 guys right next to her, she asks me if I wanted to buy her a drink...

Alex: Buy you a drink? I don't even know you...
HotChick: I'm Stacey and guys usually buy me drinks.
Alex: You know, you're really cute but unfortunately you're not my type... Have a good night, Stacey, it was nice meeting you... (I walk away, my friend looks at me like he's about to kill me).
HotChicks: (looking at us walk away with her eyes wide opened...)

... night goes on, HotChick Stacey approached me on the dance floor while we were making small chat with some other girl, she followed us outside when we went for a smoke... eventually I told her that I will buy her a drink if she stops stalking us... I thought she got pissed off, because she just walked away.

At 3am, when I was walking out of the bar, Stacey was there with her friends I smiled at her, she came closer and slipped a paper with her # in my pocket.

We had fun but that's details... the lesson of the story is - most guys are doing it WRONG... chasing the girls, offering drinks to strangers, trying to look all tough and serious... next time u go out and want to talk to a hot chick - try that, I can almost guarantee she'll be running after you.

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J-Slim said:
FAG

as for the OP.... you just got lucky man, she was into you cuz you brushed her off and she's used to have guys get all ooooogley eyed and soft over here....


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LOL, that's exactly what I figured (wow, it took me so long).
Make it seem like u re hard to get - she's yours.

p.s. to other members of the forum.
I do not like to type the details of my sexual life on a forum, but yeah, I fvcked her last nite,
that's why I decided to post that little story... I texted her 4-5 times during a week, got with her yesterday...
I told her she was cool to hang out with but still tried to say she was not the kind of girl I'd usually sleep with
... and she wouldn't believe me, so I guess that's the reason she slept with me - to prove me wrong. :)
 
Nice read!

Did you male appendice penetrate her female appendice?

Edit: Just got my answer by reading higher up.
 
That's probably the first thing i've learned when i started to go out in clubs when I was 18, but I try not to hang out where all the gold diggers are anymore (opera, house, radiolounge...etc...)
 
so what do you do if you already have one? had no balls to get her I guess. :dunno:

pic or it didnt happen.
 
mk2-1jz said:
so what do you do if you already have one? had no balls to get her I guess. :dunno:

pic or it didnt happen.
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If you already have a hot chick?
Look I am not a date doctor, we can go for a beer sometime but I can't solve all your problems. No hate intended.
 
alexs464 said:
a perfect 11 on a 1-10 scale, came closer and slipped a paper with her # in my pocket.
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Based on above described events, this story seems reasonable. Furthermore no doubt in mind exists as to it's validity or OP's good will.













































































pics or gtfo
 
Des fois j'aimerais ça être un gars ordinaire. Moi c'est les filles qui me payent des drinks. C'est cool la plupart du temps mais d'autres fois c'est fatiguant ! ;)
 
Asphyx said:
Des fois j'aimerais ça être un gars ordinaire. Moi c'est les filles qui me payent des drinks. C'est cool la plupart du temps mais d'autres fois c'est fatiguant ! ;)
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Hahaha... I got a friend like this, I don't know how the hell he does it... anyways some of us are much better with the ladies then the others...
 
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