“Hey bro how do you know that girl?”
Whenever a stranger calls me bro, I don’t trust them. They want something from me.
I looked him over “Do I know you?” He looked like a 25 year old Antonio Banderas.
“Here’s the deal bro. I don’t know if that’s your girlfriend, but
I’m a recruiter for an adult film company and I want to give her my
card.”
I’ve been in Las Vegas for less than three hours and I’m already having run-ins with the adult entertainment industry.
“Are you serious?” Something about this guy combing nightclubs for girls to put in porn seemed creepy.
He smiled a sleazy porn recruiter smile. “Ya bro.”
This was too bizarre. I once hit a low point
and watched porn for an entire weekend - and now I’ve just finished
making out with a girl that is apparently hot enough to be in porn - at
least by recruiter-bro’s standards.
I told him I’d known her for an hour. I wasn’t her manager or her
father, so he could propose whatever he wanted to her. He did. And she
declined.
A few minutes later I found recruiter-bro again. Over thumping bass
and strobe lights I asked him the obvious question “Do girls seriously
say yes sometimes?”
“All the time bro.”
He told me about the life of a porn recruiter - his sales pitch, pay
scale, and the politics of his industry. I felt uneasy. While I’m out
meeting girls for exciting life experiences, this guy is trying to turn
them into “adult actresses.” I didn’t tell him what I do or teach. I
don’t want the Cosmo routine being used to attract girls into a life of porn. (Seriously. Have you seen what Jenna Jameson looks like nowadays?)
He continued “Mainly I look for gorgeous blonds and redheads that
are emotionally engaging” Then he said something odd “And guys with
black hair and blue eyes.”
I was puzzled “you recruit guys to?”
“Oh ya bro, and guys with black hair and blue eyes are in demand. The girls want to do scenes with them.”
Call me over-obsessed, but this is what I look for. A piece of
information that could help someone, somewhere, attract the type of
girls that used to ignore them. This guy had given me my info for the
night.
He gave me his card and when I got home I checked his recruiting website. About half way down the home page it read:
“Blonds, red heads, and black haired guys with blue eyes are always in high demand as are all natural girls.”
A year ago I met a girl named Justine. She was chubby and had a nose
too big for her face. But she had long, thick, black hair and the
brightest blue eyes I’d ever seen. I was enamored with her.
At my first job in cell phone sales - right out of high school -
there was a girl named Jesslyn that worked next door in a different
store. All of us at Cingular wirleless were obsessed with her - because
of her bright blue eyes and jet black hair.
Last night, I had dinner with a good friend named Bastien. He had
his hair dyed black a couple years ago so I asked him “How did girls
react when you dyed your hair black?”
“Man, they were swinging on me. And remember how I had those
contacts that changed my eyes to bright blue? Girls were nuts for them.”
He was right. I remembered the two girls he dated at the time and they were both top notch.
I ran this against my own experience. Once every couple years I dye my hair black
- and girls seem to like it. My eyes are bright green, and I’ve had
girls tell me that they like the contrast of the two colors.
Dying your hair is cheap and easy. Colored contact lenses are cheap to.
Just watch out for the porn recruiters.
