MasterFred
Legacy Member
I'm selling my laptop :
Alienware m15x
And the most essential item witch makes this deal THE SUPER FUCKING DEAL OF THE WORLD :
Roxio Creator Starter PRE-INSTALLED !!!!
And now the best part of this transaction : LIVE AUTO-NEGOCIATION DEALING :
Buyer : Nice laptop, it's for my son, he always wanted an "Alien-war"
Seller : Yeah, "Alienwar" are pretty cool, nice machines
Buyer : So you have the orignal bill, box and hat ?
Seller : Yup, although your kid might look just a bit too fan boy if he wears the hat and runs it's laptop at school ...
Buyer : Okay, so how much are you asking ?
Seller : Well, I paid it like 2300$ on January 2010, so I'm planning to ask 750$
Buyer : Okay, what about 350$ ?
Seller : Argh ... I need money, otherwise I wouldn't be selling my laptop ... you can buy an asus 1gb windows xp netbook with 350$ though ...
Buyer : It's for my son, his friend wanted to sell him an asus for 400$
Seller : Oh, but what's the spec on that notebook ?
Buyer : I don't really know, it's my son you know
Seller : Ah ok
Buyer : So 500$ would be good ?
Seller : Hmmmm, not really, I think I can see it for around 700$ to some friends I know
Buyer : I know that, they all say they are interested but never buys it.
Seller : Not really, it's my close friend, he has money in hand
Buyer : So why isn't he buying your notebook ?
Seller : Because you asked it first ?
Buyer : Let me call my son
Seller : Sure
Buyer : *talking on cellphone*
Seller : *texting random people with my iphone shuffle*
Buyer : Well, I'll could put the extra money, so I would offer 650$
Seller : Hmmm, well ...
Buyer : It's for my son
Seller : Who ?
Buyer : my son
Seller : Ah
Buyer : So 650$ and it's gone
Seller : Okay, I let it go for 650$
Buyer : LOLLOLOLOLZZZ
Seller : ?
Buyer : IT'S NOT FOR MY SON ! IT'S FOR ME !!!! GONNA PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS AT JOB !!!! MAOUAOUOAU
So !
Final Total is : 650$ (NO TRADE, PRICE ASKED IS FIRM).
Thank You !
FAQ :
1. Can I pay with money ?
- Sure !
2. Is this notebook used ?
- Well, I originally planned to keep this notebook sealed in a secret safe for 5 years without touching it, only looking at the original packaging but then World of Warcraft released another expansion
3. Can I pay with ice cream ?
- No, it would melt
4. Can I still offer you a random trade, even if you specify not ?
- WTF ?!?!!
5. Why such a big post for a sale thread ?
- I really want to sell it !
6. Why are you selling it
- There are plenty of reason, one of them is that I didn't won any lottery I purchased over the last 5 years, making my self no millionaire yet.
7. Is it a real Alienware ?
- Yes !
8. Was it made by aliens ?
- I doubt it
9. So why is it called Alienware ?
- I dunno
10. What is Alienware ?
- It's a secret alien agency
11. Is it true that Dell own's Alienware ?
- We never knew what happened that day. But apparently Dell's CEO saw a light one night ... and came back with his butt hurting. That's how it all started.
Alienware m15x
- INTEL i7 720QM 1.6GHz (2.8 GHz, 6MB Cache)
- 4GB Dual Ch. DDR3 at 1066MHz
- NVIDIA GTX 260M,1GB,GDDR3
- 15.6-inch WideHD+ 1600x900
- 9-cell (85Watt) Battery
- Slot-Loading DVD Burner (Double Layer)
- 250GB 7,200RPM
- INTEL WIFI LINK 5300 802.11AGN
- WINDOWS 7 HOME PREMIUM, 64bit, ENG
- Internal Bluetooth Mini-Card
- 5.1 Channel Audio
And the most essential item witch makes this deal THE SUPER FUCKING DEAL OF THE WORLD :
Roxio Creator Starter PRE-INSTALLED !!!!
And now the best part of this transaction : LIVE AUTO-NEGOCIATION DEALING :
Buyer : Nice laptop, it's for my son, he always wanted an "Alien-war"
Seller : Yeah, "Alienwar" are pretty cool, nice machines
Buyer : So you have the orignal bill, box and hat ?
Seller : Yup, although your kid might look just a bit too fan boy if he wears the hat and runs it's laptop at school ...
Buyer : Okay, so how much are you asking ?
Seller : Well, I paid it like 2300$ on January 2010, so I'm planning to ask 750$
Buyer : Okay, what about 350$ ?
Seller : Argh ... I need money, otherwise I wouldn't be selling my laptop ... you can buy an asus 1gb windows xp netbook with 350$ though ...
Buyer : It's for my son, his friend wanted to sell him an asus for 400$
Seller : Oh, but what's the spec on that notebook ?
Buyer : I don't really know, it's my son you know
Seller : Ah ok
Buyer : So 500$ would be good ?
Seller : Hmmmm, not really, I think I can see it for around 700$ to some friends I know
Buyer : I know that, they all say they are interested but never buys it.
Seller : Not really, it's my close friend, he has money in hand
Buyer : So why isn't he buying your notebook ?
Seller : Because you asked it first ?
Buyer : Let me call my son
Seller : Sure
Buyer : *talking on cellphone*
Seller : *texting random people with my iphone shuffle*
Buyer : Well, I'll could put the extra money, so I would offer 650$
Seller : Hmmm, well ...
Buyer : It's for my son
Seller : Who ?
Buyer : my son
Seller : Ah
Buyer : So 650$ and it's gone
Seller : Okay, I let it go for 650$
Buyer : LOLLOLOLOLZZZ
Seller : ?
Buyer : IT'S NOT FOR MY SON ! IT'S FOR ME !!!! GONNA PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS AT JOB !!!! MAOUAOUOAU
So !
Final Total is : 650$ (NO TRADE, PRICE ASKED IS FIRM).
Thank You !
FAQ :
1. Can I pay with money ?
- Sure !
2. Is this notebook used ?
- Well, I originally planned to keep this notebook sealed in a secret safe for 5 years without touching it, only looking at the original packaging but then World of Warcraft released another expansion
3. Can I pay with ice cream ?
- No, it would melt
4. Can I still offer you a random trade, even if you specify not ?
- WTF ?!?!!
5. Why such a big post for a sale thread ?
- I really want to sell it !
6. Why are you selling it
- There are plenty of reason, one of them is that I didn't won any lottery I purchased over the last 5 years, making my self no millionaire yet.
7. Is it a real Alienware ?
- Yes !
8. Was it made by aliens ?
- I doubt it
9. So why is it called Alienware ?
- I dunno
10. What is Alienware ?
- It's a secret alien agency
11. Is it true that Dell own's Alienware ?
- We never knew what happened that day. But apparently Dell's CEO saw a light one night ... and came back with his butt hurting. That's how it all started.
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