WTF is a drift missile.
Does that mean people are fucking gay enough so they had to find another name for a fucked up beater going sideways in the woods?
"Look at that beater man....jeez.
- Hold on buddy, I think....YES, YES!!!! IT'S GOING SIDEWAYS!!!!
- There it is, it's not a beater anymore, it's a drift missile
- I'm gonna have to agree with you buddy, you can get back to sucking my penis now"