od_man99
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What is the problem on Quebec Roads? Is it the young overzealous drivers? The modified car scene folks?
Unfortunately, often the latter get blamed for road death tolls.
In the past few weeks we've started feeling the "PUSH" from mainstream media for stricter automotive regulations, more police presence and by virtue more taxation.
However, in my 100km daily commute, I often tend to notice the culprits tend to be the very ninnies demanding more regulations.
The lane hogger:
-You've all been through this, it's a sunny weekend day, you're rolling at 115-120 km/h and come up to a lazy lane hogger, not willing to budge, in the left lane. Often, this causes a lineup of traffic, a dangerous situation, where cars end up tailing each other at highway speeds attempting to overpass in the right lane.
Not only is this situation dangerous, but it also, often, is extremely frustrating!!! Why have to deal with these "Matante" drivers on a daily basis? The reason is simple, more of them don't use their rear view mirror and don't see you coming and when they do, they often opt to remain in the lane, pleading the cause of righteousnesses, IT'S THE LAW, I can hear them whisper in their late model corolla, listening to Radio Canada.
The Soccer moms:
-You often see these soccer moms on your days off of during the daytime, they are by far the scariest drivers. You'll find them rolling dirty in dodge caravans or some other type of minivan death trap. They'll cut you off, slow down to an almost complete stop at all intersections and comment that your music is too loud or that you drive too fast if your windows happen to be open. These chicks are dangerous, they tend to side with stricter regulations and are absolute ninnies, yet merging on a highway is the most exciting thing they do daily. You'll always get stuck behind them at 60, attempting to merge in while semis role by at 105.
The Crazy Morning Bitch:
-These tend to be a delight to deal with every working day. They are in a hurry, the never use flashers, they often shift in between make-up fixing sessions and will serve into your lane and side doors at any given moment. They tend to also love to text in the morning. Note: If you honk, they will brake! Yes, they will brake, I hate these bitches and so does all the other drivers. You never want to get stuck, beside or behind one in the morning. They usually range from 20 to 45 and tend to be worse the older they are due to loss of reflexes.
The Taxi Driver:
-You all know this guy, drives in two lanes, accelerate like a madman to said limit and blocks all traffic attempting to go faster than him. They are the jerks of the road, the professional drivers, that spend their entire days screwing with people's minds, flashing to one side and going to the other. If you happen to get caught with these guys on Sherbrooke during peak traffic hours, you'll find them blasting their Hindu/Arab/Haitian music, cutting people off in the turning lane and driving like absolute maniacs.
The Brown noser:
-This is the guy/woman that follows the laws to the letter. He will do 50 in a 50 zone, 90 in the 100 zone and 70 in the construction area. You'll be behind Bob screaming your lungs out, "MOVE MOTHERFUCKER" but Bob brakes the law for no Man. If Bob happens to have been born a female, it will be overweight, with some overpriced, ugly hair do. It will call the cops on you for missing a stop or doing 110 on the highway, don't laugh, I personally know people like this.
The scared babyboomer:
This is the most common driver on the road. Ether at the end of their professional careers, or already retired. These are the guys to blame for the state of the roads, the healthcare system, the educational system etc.. These folks took and took and never gave back, they let the system build a huge mafia organization, setup and plunder the wealth of our country without retribution. If that's not enough to loath these people, you have to deal with their fucked up driving.
If you want to switch lanes and flash, the babyboommer will attempt to block you, especially if his car is bigger. They will try to intimidate you with all means. If you are at a stop and need to merge into the adjacent lane with Roger driving beside you in his 2010 Mustang, you better launch your shit like you're at Nappy. These people love regulations and laws, they cherish the cops and will slow down to point a finger at you when you get pulled over. They often also are the ones that enjoyed the good old days, where they'd race all night on the 20 or do pulls on the 40 before it's completion. These are the folks that enjoyed a free society and now want everything to be modeled according to their withering reflexes and stuck up mentality. You can't throw a fist one of these people, they are too old, but fuck sometimes you just feel like ramming their asses off the road.
Here's the perfect example, some old, decrepit chick almost killing a pedestrian as she goes onto the sidewalk/biker thinking it's the road leading to her favorite bingo place.
Unfortunately, often the latter get blamed for road death tolls.
In the past few weeks we've started feeling the "PUSH" from mainstream media for stricter automotive regulations, more police presence and by virtue more taxation.
However, in my 100km daily commute, I often tend to notice the culprits tend to be the very ninnies demanding more regulations.
The lane hogger:
-You've all been through this, it's a sunny weekend day, you're rolling at 115-120 km/h and come up to a lazy lane hogger, not willing to budge, in the left lane. Often, this causes a lineup of traffic, a dangerous situation, where cars end up tailing each other at highway speeds attempting to overpass in the right lane.
Not only is this situation dangerous, but it also, often, is extremely frustrating!!! Why have to deal with these "Matante" drivers on a daily basis? The reason is simple, more of them don't use their rear view mirror and don't see you coming and when they do, they often opt to remain in the lane, pleading the cause of righteousnesses, IT'S THE LAW, I can hear them whisper in their late model corolla, listening to Radio Canada.
The Soccer moms:
-You often see these soccer moms on your days off of during the daytime, they are by far the scariest drivers. You'll find them rolling dirty in dodge caravans or some other type of minivan death trap. They'll cut you off, slow down to an almost complete stop at all intersections and comment that your music is too loud or that you drive too fast if your windows happen to be open. These chicks are dangerous, they tend to side with stricter regulations and are absolute ninnies, yet merging on a highway is the most exciting thing they do daily. You'll always get stuck behind them at 60, attempting to merge in while semis role by at 105.
The Crazy Morning Bitch:
-These tend to be a delight to deal with every working day. They are in a hurry, the never use flashers, they often shift in between make-up fixing sessions and will serve into your lane and side doors at any given moment. They tend to also love to text in the morning. Note: If you honk, they will brake! Yes, they will brake, I hate these bitches and so does all the other drivers. You never want to get stuck, beside or behind one in the morning. They usually range from 20 to 45 and tend to be worse the older they are due to loss of reflexes.
The Taxi Driver:
-You all know this guy, drives in two lanes, accelerate like a madman to said limit and blocks all traffic attempting to go faster than him. They are the jerks of the road, the professional drivers, that spend their entire days screwing with people's minds, flashing to one side and going to the other. If you happen to get caught with these guys on Sherbrooke during peak traffic hours, you'll find them blasting their Hindu/Arab/Haitian music, cutting people off in the turning lane and driving like absolute maniacs.
The Brown noser:
-This is the guy/woman that follows the laws to the letter. He will do 50 in a 50 zone, 90 in the 100 zone and 70 in the construction area. You'll be behind Bob screaming your lungs out, "MOVE MOTHERFUCKER" but Bob brakes the law for no Man. If Bob happens to have been born a female, it will be overweight, with some overpriced, ugly hair do. It will call the cops on you for missing a stop or doing 110 on the highway, don't laugh, I personally know people like this.
The scared babyboomer:
This is the most common driver on the road. Ether at the end of their professional careers, or already retired. These are the guys to blame for the state of the roads, the healthcare system, the educational system etc.. These folks took and took and never gave back, they let the system build a huge mafia organization, setup and plunder the wealth of our country without retribution. If that's not enough to loath these people, you have to deal with their fucked up driving.
If you want to switch lanes and flash, the babyboommer will attempt to block you, especially if his car is bigger. They will try to intimidate you with all means. If you are at a stop and need to merge into the adjacent lane with Roger driving beside you in his 2010 Mustang, you better launch your shit like you're at Nappy. These people love regulations and laws, they cherish the cops and will slow down to point a finger at you when you get pulled over. They often also are the ones that enjoyed the good old days, where they'd race all night on the 20 or do pulls on the 40 before it's completion. These are the folks that enjoyed a free society and now want everything to be modeled according to their withering reflexes and stuck up mentality. You can't throw a fist one of these people, they are too old, but fuck sometimes you just feel like ramming their asses off the road.
Here's the perfect example, some old, decrepit chick almost killing a pedestrian as she goes onto the sidewalk/biker thinking it's the road leading to her favorite bingo place.