Sex Jokes

the sipderman : cum on your hand and when she turns arround wip it on her face

the needle : after anal you poke her ass with a neddle she contracts her muscles and you remove your d1ck .... all clean
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNL-iDbKySU"]YouTube - Patrice O'Neal - The Nasty Show (Part 2)[/ame]

around 2:55
 
not sure if it was mentionned, but I once heard the one called ''The Houdini''
You fuck her doggystyle, when you're about to jizz, you spit on her back so she thinks you came. When she turns back to talk to you or whatever...BYAAA!!!! You jizz in her face!
 
I can't believe no one mentioned the superman.

You have her doggy cum on her back and stick the sheet on her back using the cum to hold it down. So she walks around with a cape like superman.

superman that ho like souja boy always says. made me laugh every time I heard the song.
 
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