Always keep your condoms in your car

Yen avait pas un vidéo/joke avec la blonde qui l'attendait sur le siège arriere du char aussi? Il s'en va pour ouvrir la boite à gant et pogner un condom quand sa blonde lui dit un genre de bravo, ta réussi le test... est pas pire elle aussi :p
 
spcarmaniak said:
groos fail pour le createur du tread
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tu te sens tu mieux apres avoir fait se message?

NLP.


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J'aurais du lire ce post hier!! J'ai été au cinema avec une fille, suivi d'un verre et le tout c'est terminer chez elle (chez ses parents)! quand on viens pour pour entamer le moment ou je dois enfiler un zip lock que bien sure je n'avais pas amener compte tenu que je me disais que sa irais surement pas jusque la et que dans le pire des cas elle en aurait et bien non elle n'en avais pas... *banghead*

Et en me levant pour aller au toilette vers 6h du matin je croise sa sœur que j'avais embrasser il y a quelque semaine... :rolleyes:
 
LP-R6 said:
J'aurais du lire ce post hier!! J'ai été au cinema avec une fille, suivi d'un verre et le tout c'est terminer chez elle (chez ses parents)! quand on viens pour pour entamer le moment ou je dois enfiler un zip lock que bien sure je n'avais pas amener compte tenu que je me disais que sa irais surement pas jusque la et que dans le pire des cas elle en aurait et bien non elle n'en avais pas... *banghead*

Et en me levant pour aller au toilette vers 6h du matin je croise sa sœur que j'avais embrasser il y a quelque semaine... :rolleyes:
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That's epic
 
Happened 4 real

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/epw4f/reddit_im_livid_just_got_engaged_with_the_gf_and/

There's been a joke floating around Reddit/the Internet for ages where the husband-to-be is asked to come over to the bride's house for a favor. The bride isn't there but the little sister is, little sister tries to seduce him, he runs outside, and the whole family is outside congratulating him on not succumbing to her temptation. The joke being that he keeps his condoms in the car and was just going to get them...

Guess what? This shit HAPPENED to me today.

My girlfriend calls me over to help her friend (who is definitely not unattractive and I've known quite well for some time) with some computer problem. I show up and the friend tells me the GF ran out to do some quick errands. I ask about the computer and she starts bullshitting about how it's been "running slow" or some other non-point issue.

Suddenly, the friend asks if I think she is attractive. I hesitate. Not wanting to upset one of the future bridesmaids I tell her "of course, you're pretty." She then starts telling me all this shit about how she has always had her eye on me, and how nice I was, and how hot I was...

I was kind of just floored. After that she fully came on to me. Went for the embrace, tried to convert to kiss. I pulled away, excused myself, and went out the door.

Head count: Mom, 3 other friends, my girlfriend, and her sister are outside waiting for me. They all laugh and cheer, the girlfriend runs up and jumps in my arms like I'm some sort of hero, and the mom has tears running down her cheek. They all kept saying how glad they were I "passed the test" and how "good I was" for her, etc.

I smiled a bit, was really shaken up. In the middle of all the celebration I quietly said I wasn't feeling well, and excused myself. Got in the car and drove off (small burnout, it's what the Camry could manage), and have been hitting ignore on the countless phone calls I've gotten since then. As of this post (6:13AM PST), it's been about 12 hours since the incident and I still can't place my thoughts.

On one hand, I feel deeply and utterly betrayed. On the other, it's ridiculous to the point that it's funny and my girlfriend has never done anything even close to this before. Reddit, talk to me. What are your thoughts?
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