Escort Question . ???

SRB-TEAM

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ok lol , here is the stufff .

my friend wanna get Escort for few hours and he ask me how its work .
And srsly i dunno, cuz i never fuck escort sluts and i dunno how its work cuz i never payed for sex lol . i always got freeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D

SO if you take escort how its work , what you suposed to know about that ? my friend ask , if you finish after 20 min , is it time stop or she still gonna do it job for hours you payed for ?


:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
c'mon we know you're asking for yourself! :p
The ''I have a friend...'' trick doesn't work anymore.
 
c'mon we know you're asking for yourself! :p
The ''I have a friend...'' trick doesn't work anymore.

broo lol . you can think wat ever you want lol . but i have a girls that i can fuck whenever i want for freee . i m not idiot to pay 100$/h for same fucking hole .
I dont spend money on bitches . Ok , i agree , i doo for : Cofe ,Gas and engine oil !!!!

i dont need to spend even for motel , cuz i always have a place . :)))

so back to thread now .
 
broo lol . you can think wat ever you want lol . but i have a girls that i can fuck whenever i want for freee . i m not idiot to pay 100$/h for same fucking hole .
I dont spend money on bitches . Ok , i agree , i doo for : Cofe ,Gas and engine oil !!!!

i dont need to spend even for motel , cuz i always have a place . :)))

so back to thread now .

Lika a bawss
 
I really wanna bang a 2000$ an hour escort one day to see just how good a top level sex worked really is.
 
First of all what kind of escort is your friend looking for ? (older, younger , white/asian/black, chubby, skinny, big titty.. )

secondly, how much time does he want to be with her and how much is he ready to spend ? (good ones start at $180-$200 per hour usually)

Thirdly, does he want to get a motel room ( Le Chablis on St-Jacques is available for 4 hours instead of whole night) or does he want to go to her place?
note: when meeting girl in a motel its called OUTCALL service, when meeting girl at her place its called INCALL service.

Fourthly, make sure to book a girl with good reputation (not older than advertised , same as in the pics , will perform services as advertised )

Fifthly, familiarize yourself with the terminology and abbreviations used in that sphere. For example a girl who advertises ''Greek service'' means she takes it in the anus, MSOG means if you pay for 1 hour you may jizz as many times as you can, BBBJ means bare back blow job in other words she will perform fellatio on you without a condom... etc..

Here are the most popular terms:

Arm Candy = Beautiful looking but usually less enthusiastic service
Analinus = Licking anus
ATF = All time favorite
Bait and Switch = Person who shows up is a different one than advertised
Bareback = Without a condom
BBBJ = Bare Back Blow Job = Blow Job without condom
BBBJTC = Bare Back Blow Job Till Completion
BBBJTCIM = Bare Back Blow Job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCWS = Bare Back Blow Job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = Bare Back Blow Job with facial
BBFS = Bare Back sex
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman
BDSM = Bondage, Discipline, Sado-masochism
BF = Boy friend
BJ = Blow Job (oral sex on him)
BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking
BS = Body Slide = Girl massages you with her body
BTW = By the way
CBJ = Covered blow job = BJ with condom
CFS = Covered full service = Sex with condom
CIB/COB = Come in/on Breast
CIF = Come in Face
CIM = Come in Mouth
Clean Plate = Shaved pussy
CG = Cowgirl = Girl on top
DATY = Dining At The Y = Cunnilingus (oral sex on her)
DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP = Double digit penetration, pussy and anus
DP = Digit (Finger(s)) Penetration
DFK = Deep French kiss, open mouth with tongue
DIY = Do It Yourself (masturbation)
Digits = Penetration of vagina by fingers
Doggie style = Man behind girl, penis in vagina
DT = Deep Throat (taking entire penis in mouth and throat)
DTBJ = Deep Throat Blow Job
DTBBBJ = Deep Throat Bare Back Blow Job
DTBBBJTC = Deep Throat Bare Back Blow Job To Completion
EE = Eastern European
Facial = Cumming on partner's face
FIV = Finger in vagina
FF = Finger Fucking (penetration by fingers)
French = Oral sex
FK = French Kissing = Kissing on mouth with tongue contact
FS = Full Service = FS & Intercourse
GFE = Girl Friend Experience = Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GFE(A) = Girl Friend Experience (Acts)
GFE(E) = Girl Friend Experience (Emotions)
Greek = Anal sex
GS = Golden Shower = Urination play
Half & Half = Oral sex and intercourse
Hat = Condom
HDH = High Dollar Hottie
HJ = Hand Job
HM = High Mileage
IMHO = In my humble opinion
IMO = In my opinion
Incall = You meet the girl at her place, or a place she designates.
Indy = Independent
ISO = In Search Of
Italian = Penis between butt cheeks
LDL =Low Dollar Lady/Looker
LE = Law Enforcement
LEO = Law Enforcement Officer
LF = Lady Friend
LK = Light kissing, closed mouth
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
MERC - Montreal Escort Review Community
MILF = Mom I'd like to fuck
Missionary = Man on top
MP = Massage Parlor
MSOG = Multiple Shots on Goal = multiple releases
N = Nude (the girl that is)
NR = Nude Reverse = nude with reverse massage
OWO = Oral without Condom
OWOTC = Oral without condom to completion
Outcall = The girl comes to your place---your home, your hotel, etc.
Pearls = Pearl Necklace = ejaculation on her upper breasts
PM = Private Message
PO = Phone operator
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = Private viewing (Dance)
Raincoat = Condom
Reverse = You get to massage girl
RCG = Reverse cowgirl = Girl on top facing away
Rimming = Rimjob = Analingus
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
RPL = Reasonably Priced Lady
Russian = Penis between girl's breasts
SC = Strip Club
Shill = An insider posing as a satisfied customer to promote
SO = Significant other
SOF = Sat on Face
SOG = "Shots On Goal" = number of times you release
SP = Service Provider
Spinner = Very petite, thin girl
STD = Sexually transmitted disease
Stroll = Path frequented by street walkers
SW = Street Walker
T = Topless
Tea Bagging - Squatting over your lady and dipping your balls in her mouth.
TG = Transgender
TGTBT = Too good to be true.
TOFTT = Take one for the team.
TOTM = Time of the month.
Tossing Salad = analingus
TS = TransSexual
TUMA = Tongue up my ass
TV = Transvestite
WTF = What the fuck
XOXO = Hugs & Kisses
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = Seeking information
69 = Two people giving each other oral sex at the same time




Also, consult review boards such as MERC.CA and MERB.CA to read reviews before ordering to know what to expect in advance.

If you would like to do business with INDYs (independent non affiliated escorts) visit sites such as : annonces123, jayxlist, craiglist

If you wish to deal with agencies go to http://www.montrealescorts.com/ for a list of agencies. (some are good some are bad)

A quick recommendation : Nadyas vip escorts (site: http://www.sexynadyavips.com/home.html) most girls are good and not ''bait and swtich'' nor ''YMMV''
 
When visiting or meeting with a SP (service provider) make sure to always pay up front by placing money in a visible place (some will count it others not) to avoid uncomfortable situations.

as soon as the money is ''received'' ''for companionship'' you can start your dirty business , you may talk to her a little or you may gently put her on her knees and pull it out and stick your cock in her mouth...
(some SPs will require you to take a shower with the before the act)



Enjoy !
 
First of all what kind of escort is your friend looking for ? (older, younger , white/asian/black, chubby, skinny, big titty.. )

secondly, how much time does he want to be with her and how much is he ready to spend ? (good ones start at $180-$200 per hour usually)

Thirdly, does he want to get a motel room ( Le Chablis on St-Jacques is available for 4 hours instead of whole night) or does he want to go to her place?
note: when meeting girl in a motel its called OUTCALL service, when meeting girl at her place its called INCALL service.

Fourthly, make sure to book a girl with good reputation (not older than advertised , same as in the pics , will perform services as advertised )

Fifthly, familiarize yourself with the terminology and abbreviations used in that sphere. For example a girl who advertises ''Greek service'' means she takes it in the anus, MSOG means if you pay for 1 hour you may jizz as many times as you can, BBBJ means bare back blow job in other words she will perform fellatio on you without a condom... etc..

Here are the most popular terms:

Arm Candy = Beautiful looking but usually less enthusiastic service
Analinus = Licking anus
ATF = All time favorite
Bait and Switch = Person who shows up is a different one than advertised
Bareback = Without a condom
BBBJ = Bare Back Blow Job = Blow Job without condom
BBBJTC = Bare Back Blow Job Till Completion
BBBJTCIM = Bare Back Blow Job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCWS = Bare Back Blow Job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = Bare Back Blow Job with facial
BBFS = Bare Back sex
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman
BDSM = Bondage, Discipline, Sado-masochism
BF = Boy friend
BJ = Blow Job (oral sex on him)
BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking
BS = Body Slide = Girl massages you with her body
BTW = By the way
CBJ = Covered blow job = BJ with condom
CFS = Covered full service = Sex with condom
CIB/COB = Come in/on Breast
CIF = Come in Face
CIM = Come in Mouth
Clean Plate = Shaved pussy
CG = Cowgirl = Girl on top
DATY = Dining At The Y = Cunnilingus (oral sex on her)
DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP = Double digit penetration, pussy and anus
DP = Digit (Finger(s)) Penetration
DFK = Deep French kiss, open mouth with tongue
DIY = Do It Yourself (masturbation)
Digits = Penetration of vagina by fingers
Doggie style = Man behind girl, penis in vagina
DT = Deep Throat (taking entire penis in mouth and throat)
DTBJ = Deep Throat Blow Job
DTBBBJ = Deep Throat Bare Back Blow Job
DTBBBJTC = Deep Throat Bare Back Blow Job To Completion
EE = Eastern European
Facial = Cumming on partner's face
FIV = Finger in vagina
FF = Finger Fucking (penetration by fingers)
French = Oral sex
FK = French Kissing = Kissing on mouth with tongue contact
FS = Full Service = FS & Intercourse
GFE = Girl Friend Experience = Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GFE(A) = Girl Friend Experience (Acts)
GFE(E) = Girl Friend Experience (Emotions)
Greek = Anal sex
GS = Golden Shower = Urination play
Half & Half = Oral sex and intercourse
Hat = Condom
HDH = High Dollar Hottie
HJ = Hand Job
HM = High Mileage
IMHO = In my humble opinion
IMO = In my opinion
Incall = You meet the girl at her place, or a place she designates.
Indy = Independent
ISO = In Search Of
Italian = Penis between butt cheeks
LDL =Low Dollar Lady/Looker
LE = Law Enforcement
LEO = Law Enforcement Officer
LF = Lady Friend
LK = Light kissing, closed mouth
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
MERC - Montreal Escort Review Community
MILF = Mom I'd like to fuck
Missionary = Man on top
MP = Massage Parlor
MSOG = Multiple Shots on Goal = multiple releases
N = Nude (the girl that is)
NR = Nude Reverse = nude with reverse massage
OWO = Oral without Condom
OWOTC = Oral without condom to completion
Outcall = The girl comes to your place---your home, your hotel, etc.
Pearls = Pearl Necklace = ejaculation on her upper breasts
PM = Private Message
PO = Phone operator
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = Private viewing (Dance)
Raincoat = Condom
Reverse = You get to massage girl
RCG = Reverse cowgirl = Girl on top facing away
Rimming = Rimjob = Analingus
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
RPL = Reasonably Priced Lady
Russian = Penis between girl's breasts
SC = Strip Club
Shill = An insider posing as a satisfied customer to promote
SO = Significant other
SOF = Sat on Face
SOG = "Shots On Goal" = number of times you release
SP = Service Provider
Spinner = Very petite, thin girl
STD = Sexually transmitted disease
Stroll = Path frequented by street walkers
SW = Street Walker
T = Topless
Tea Bagging - Squatting over your lady and dipping your balls in her mouth.
TG = Transgender
TGTBT = Too good to be true.
TOFTT = Take one for the team.
TOTM = Time of the month.
Tossing Salad = analingus
TS = TransSexual
TUMA = Tongue up my ass
TV = Transvestite
WTF = What the fuck
XOXO = Hugs & Kisses
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = Seeking information
69 = Two people giving each other oral sex at the same time




Also, consult review boards such as MERC.CA and MERB.CA to read reviews before ordering to know what to expect in advance.

If you would like to do business with INDYs (independent non affiliated escorts) visit sites such as : annonces123, jayxlist, craiglist

If you wish to deal with agencies go to http://www.montrealescorts.com/ for a list of agencies. (some are good some are bad)

A quick recommendation : Nadyas vip escorts (site: http://www.sexynadyavips.com/home.html) most girls are good and not ''bait and swtich'' nor ''YMMV''

sooooo what would an WTF escort be exactly?
 
I really wanna bang a 2000$ an hour escort one day to see just how good a top level sex worked really is.

http://www.stephaniemontreal.com/

$800 full service, Canadian top model.


More expensive does not mean better sex, they are just prettier and take better care of themselves (manicure , pedicure, expensive lingerie etc..)

In other words expensive SP's are not worth it.. She won't let you ride her ass like a bull at a rodeo because she takes too much care of her skin and does want any stretch marks or loosened anus.
 
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