date avec une fille

Lost at plane spotting. Anyways, I'll just get drunk with her and bang her I think.

If srs, then don't expect anything real to come out of this relationship. What was suggested was valid as it will help create a bond between the two of you should you decide to start something with her.
 
No you won't. People who bang on the first date don't come on MR asking for advice. Anyways there is always the Shisa lounge, works like a charm for me

I came here because I'm not confident at all I guess, but I'm pretty sure that I'll end up in her bed, I was just wondering if you had some advices about "how" to call her back, or the condom brand.
 
I came here because I'm not confident at all I guess, but I'm pretty sure that I'll end up in her bed, I was just wondering if you had some advices about "how" to call her back, or the condom brand.

call her back? Don't call her back.. If she liked the dick you'll get the text back. If not find another one to bang and put her on the side. Don't dwell on one chick all the time youll be too focused on her and others will pass you by. You should be hitting as many as you can, often. Pussy is easy to find you just need to know how to play around. I learn't ages ago that if you aren't fucking by the 3rd or even 4th date there is no point continuing. She either is a prude that sucks in bed or she already friend zoned you.
 
I didn't hit her yet, so I'll make it at least once or twice (my first time will be lame probably). But yeah, I don't want to stay with her or anything, there are many nice girls at school.
 
I didn't hit her yet, so I'll make it at least once or twice (my first time will be lame probably). But yeah, I don't want to stay with her or anything, there are many nice girls at school.

When and if you do fuck her for the first time just hit it for the sake of hitting it. Don't be all lovey dovey with her or you might end up with a GF you don't want. No mercy.. It will also give you a good indication of what kind of chick she is. For me anyways I've always fucked my GF differently compared to some random I hooked up with. When I hit randoms I don't even think about them, I usually think about what I'm going to do later on.

School? Good luck with that.. If you hit it everyone will know by Monday if you have a small dick or not. Chicks love to talk about guys they've fucked with friends. Those friends will talk to more friends and next thing you know its a big deal. Don't double dip, don't fuck or see chicks from the same social circle you hang out with.
 
Si tu veux que ta date soit un succes, j'ai un conseil pour toi, foure la dans l'cul pi dans yeule , sa marche a tout coups
 
When and if you do fuck her for the first time just hit it for the sake of hitting it. Don't be all lovey dovey with her or you might end up with a GF you don't want. No mercy.. It will also give you a good indication of what kind of chick she is. For me anyways I've always fucked my GF differently compared to some random I hooked up with.

Je me vois mal me dépuceler avec un air de "j'en ai rien à foutre" vois-tu. Et elle sait que je suis puceau sans doute, donc je crois qu'elle va être assez sweet et cool même si je la fourre pas violement, et c'est tant mieux pour une première fois je trouve. Et à mon âge, j'attendrai pas 10 ans de plus pour trouver la super fille de ma vie pour me dépuceler.
 
You make yourself sound 50 years old...

I'd afraid you'll fall in love with her after the first date since you don't seem to see women that often. She will see you starting to fall in love/clingy and next thing you know youre in the friend zone. Then I'm up in there while you're at home wondering why she isn't answering her phone :D
 
sa change quoi que tu l'invites chez toi même si t'as mere habite avec toi ? a moins qu'elle crie comme une folle au lit sa devrait etre correct non ?

comme tu l'as dit, si elle sait que t'es puceau, elle va te laisser allez comme tu le sens alors faut pas stresser, fait ce que tu crois etre correct pi si elle est deja attiré et qu'elle est du genre a faire le move, sa sera pas long avant que sa se passe.
 
c'est quoi le probleme de la rammener chez toi meme si ta mere est la?..moi j'ai ammene quelque filles chez mes parents..ma mere ne savait plus ce qui se passait..mais bon..
 
Je catch pas ton probleme. La question original etais tu fait quoi pendant ton date ake elle pis as quel place tu vas la ramener pour la fourer. La fille te regle le probleme en t'invitant chez elle pis tu refuse ? Tes cave ou quoi ?

Shit man fourer c'est senser etre une experience fun pas stressante . tu rend ta situation stressante by over thinking it . Just fck the chik already and then worry about ur gay tendencies. Your just fckin a random chik here not making life decisions .Dont be scerd its only pussy

Fckin kids these days worrying their ass off about sticking their D's into P's . I bet 100$ the government put something in the water to fck people up like that.
 
Broody put your pants on.

Call her say : is your invitation still valid?
She'll answer : of course
You say : ill be there in 10.

Then take her clothes off, snap a pic and post it right away on MR. Hopefully DannyITR will add it to the website news feed.

Then u fuck her.
 
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No you won't. People who bang on the first date don't come on MR asking for advice. Anyways there is always the Shisa lounge, works like a charm for me

Also you should considering moving out, Women don't like men who still live at home and have to sneak them around so Mom doesn't see. If you do move out never let the chicks stay more then a couple of hours after fucking. If they start to sleep over all the time they start to think you have a relationship going on and then you have problems with other girls. Never let them park in your driveway as well. Fuck at 3am, leave by 10am. Fuck at 10pm leave by 3am. Save their contacts on your phone under street names or stores that are close to where they live. Delete messages quickly too. No need for added drama. I was fucking this chick that lived in Florida and had her saved under "Coral Springs" another in LaChine saved under 17th Avenue and one saved under "CT ST-Jacques"
I now think you're a genius Gregster. What is this about plane spotting? I've never heard of that and it could come in handy...
 
You make yourself sound 50 years old...

I'd afraid you'll fall in love with her after the first date since you don't seem to see women that often. She will see you starting to fall in love/clingy and next thing you know youre in the friend zone. Then I'm up in there while you're at home wondering why she isn't answering her phone :D

I talk to girls almost all day long at school (almost all matched) so I already know a bit how to react and what I want or not from a girl. And I'd say that being in the girl's friend zone is what I want, once we will have fucked. But I won't be automatically in the friend zone, she told me that she wants me.

c'est quoi le probleme de la rammener chez toi meme si ta mere est la?..moi j'ai ammene quelque filles chez mes parents..ma mere ne savait plus ce qui se passait..mais bon..

On est en appartement, donc intimité limitée, et ma mère ne m'a pas élevé ainsi (ramener des filles pour un soir), et qu'elle le veuille ou non, ça me gênerait.
De toutes façons la fille a un appart à 10 minutes de chez moi même pas, donc on s'en fou.

En tout cas, je l'appelle demain pour que ça se passe demain (à moins qu'elle travaille tard ou autre chose).
 
I talk to girls almost all day long at school (almost all matched) so I already know a bit how to react and what I want or not from a girl. And I'd say that being in the girl's friend zone is what I want, once we will have fucked. But I won't be automatically in the friend zone, she told me that she wants me.



On est en appartement, donc intimité limitée, et ma mère ne m'a pas élevé ainsi (ramener des filles pour un soir), et qu'elle le veuille ou non, ça me gênerait.
De toutes façons la fille a un appart à 10 minutes de chez moi même pas, donc on s'en fou.

En tout cas, je l'appelle demain pour que ça se passe demain (à moins qu'elle travaille tard ou autre chose).
Oublie pas de metre un string et tu glissera dans soirée: "Bon ben start toé a main, faut j'alle chier"
 
Call her say : is your invitation still valid?
She'll answer : of course
You say : ill be there in 10.

^^
This

Condoms, whatever brand will do, ask her to put it on for you as you will have no idea what the fuck you are doing

Let her guide you, then let yourself go once comfortable, and you should be good. Have fun!
 
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