Got yucky at a party last night and

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So last weekend I was at this bar in WI having fun with my boyfriend. We were having a drink, laughing and enjoying our night. Then Jason said he needed to use the bathroom.

In the meantime these two handsome guys showed up at the counter, one tall dark haired young man and a dirty blond haired euro-looking dude. At my sight, the taller one proceeded straight to exit the bar whereas the other one came to sit down next to me and glanced at me with a smile. While he was ordering a beer, I told him how he should try putting a buttplug into his angus during intercourse. I explained that when properly aligned, it creates an euphoric feel which leads to an unstoppable sea of orgasmic pleasure.

He thanked me dearly and as he was leaving, he seemed like he was going to have trouble sleeping that night. I am sure things will never be the same for him now though.
 
He confessed about it later that night and I gave it hard to him from the back to keep the motherfucker in line.
 
Bro, t'as pas besoin de cash, tu trippes sur des Civic 83, l'argent est clairement le cadet de tes soucis.
 
Bro, t'as pas besoin de cash, tu trippes sur des Civic 83, l'argent est clairement le cadet de tes soucis.

Une collection de vieilles civic c'est plus cher qu'on peut le croire. Les civic clean, c'est comme le bon vin.
 
Une fois chez une connaissance, une fat fugly m'avait demandée si lorsque je chiais, je joussais...

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