Fuuuuu January Noobs

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lol_face3

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Not looking forward to going to the gym tomorrow. Going to be full of "resolutioners."

Busiest time of the year.

brb chilling on the machine for 10 mins between sets
brb texting for 10 mins between sets
brb curls in the squat rack
brb phaggots
brb brb brb
 
Everybody should be a professional trainer at their first day? You know that someday you've been that noob?

Do you even lift?
 
I just got another rowing machine today (old one pooped out a while back), I'll be having fun through winter with it rowing 30 minutes a day while listening music or watching a movie. Not having to put up with people is great!
 
Old'SkooL said:
it will last for 2 weeks dont worry. i just go 2 hours before gym closes and its almost empty
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Yep that's my plan.. I actually started going very early in the mornings for the past few months and love it but now I will do night's as well.

The New Year's crowd will be cleared out by the end of the month!
 
DJD&G said:
no sarcasm detector?

I don't train at all lol
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If you did. You would know how annoying this actually is.

Old'SkooL said:
it will last for 2 weeks dont worry. i just go 2 hours before gym closes and its almost empty
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Last year is lasted the whole month of January. Since Body Shop had promo plans over the holiday's for 1, 2 and 3 months, it might last a bit longer this time. Hopefully not.

On the upside, more cardio bunnies!
 
Also,

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lawdy

so much real life in this thread.

Some funny shit will be seen in the next weeks

There are 2 types of noobs.

1: the one that is there to actually get in shape, doesn't bother anybody, does his own shit. You see that he's having a hard time but hell you don't laugh cause you've been there too.

2: the one skinny phaggot that comes in with DAT phaggot attitude. Starts yelling curling 25lbs dumbbells and then proceeds to do a full body flex in front of the mirror while 'mirin themselves, all that mixed with some shadow boxing. Theses guys I just wanna fucking punch them.
 
arsenic06 said:
25lbs dumbbells and then proceeds to do a full body flex in front of the mirror while 'mirin themselves, all that mixed with some shadow boxing. Theses guys I just wanna fucking punch them.
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Saw this yesterday. The guy was giving EVERYONE a thumbs up lol

He looked like he was on coke or something.
 
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