Soyons honnète... qui se paye icitte des escortes?

c'est quoi la difference entre une escorte et une danseuse qui se fait fourrer dans le cul dans le motel adjacent au bar de danseuses ?

parceque j'ai jamais connue la premiere mais la deuxieme j'y fait la passe une couple de fois
 
Je suis noob mais voici comment je le vois:

Pute = 10$ la pipe
Escorte = 2000$ la nuit
Danseuse que tu saute au motel adjacent du bar = no charge

???
 
I have never gotten an escort but I have thought about it.

However I think it's a good idea if you're an older man or something who's alone and has extra money. Or if you're just plain terrible at picking up any girl at all.


Maybe one day I'd do it just for fun tho.
 
gf=escort=hoe

All the same shit!!! Spend an amount of $ to get laid!

Havn't done it but i would def, i'm kinda scared about the deseases tho......mind you like all the other chicks are clean LOL
 
Let me just say that I can't believe I haven't done it in my life. There's a period when I was such a complete wreck that paying for pussy would've actually helped my self esteem.

I'm not glad that I didn't do it, nor do I regret not doing it, I'm right in the middle and I'm just like wow, if I was in the same boat today, I would fuck escorts sometimes but I make more dough now than I did back then. I lost my innocence too.
 
^^^I like this guy

Thinking seriously about doing it.
Mais j'ai eu 2-3 chum qui s'en sont payé une et une fois arriver a la porte, elle avait été endommagé dans le shipping
 
^^^I like this guy

Thinking seriously about doing it.
Mais j'ai eu 2-3 chum qui s'en sont payé une et une fois arriver a la porte, elle avait été endommagé dans le shipping

:laugh:

elles ont été abusées dans le transport... :p
 
J'ai un de mes chums, qui avait un coloc a l'université lui avait raconté que lui et 2 de ses chums étaient cachés dans un garde-robe pendant qu'un quatrieme fourrait l'escorte sur le lit. Apres quelques temps, les 3 sont sorties du garde-robe chacuns la graine en main, l'escorte leur a dit: '' Wooo minute, chus pas une salope moé la, un a la fois!''
 
j'ai un de mes chums, qui avait un coloc a l'université lui avait raconté que lui et 2 de ses chums étaient cachés dans un garde-robe pendant qu'un quatrieme fourrait l'escorte sur le lit. Apres quelques temps, les 3 sont sorties du garde-robe chacuns la graine en main, l'escorte leur a dit: '' wooo minute, chus pas une salope moé la, un a la fois!''

bahahahahahahhaha fuckin loled
 
Je suis noob mais voici comment je le vois:

Pute = 10$ la pipe
Escorte = 2000$ la nuit
Danseuse que tu saute au motel adjacent du bar = no charge

???

pas vraiment no charge non
mais contrairement a la pute le marchandage commence par les echantillons dans l'isoloir
 
For y'all noobs here's a list of abbreviations used in the hobby :

Arm Candy = Beautiful looking but usually less enthusiastic service
Analinus = Licking anus
ATF = All time favorite
Bait and Switch = Person who shows up is a different one than advertised
Bareback = Without a condom
BBBJ = Bare Back Blow Job = Blow Job without condom
BBBJTC = Bare Back Blow Job Till Completion
BBBJTCIM = Bare Back Blow Job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCWS = Bare Back Blow Job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = Bare Back Blow Job with facial
BBFS = Bare Back sex
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman
BDSM = Bondage, Discipline, Sado-masochism
BF = Boy friend
BJ = Blow Job (oral sex on him)
BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking
BS = Body Slide = Girl massages you with her body
BTW = By the way
CBJ = Covered blow job = BJ with condom
CFS = Covered full service = Sex with condom
CIB/COB = Come in/on Breast
CIF = Come in Face
CIM = Come in Mouth
Clean Plate = Shaved pussy
CG = Cowgirl = Girl on top
DATY = Dining At The Y = Cunnilingus (oral sex on her)
DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP = Double digit penetration, pussy and anus
DP = Digit (Finger(s)) Penetration
DFK = Deep French kiss, open mouth with tongue
DIY = Do It Yourself (masturbation)
Digits = Penetration of vagina by fingers
Doggie style = Man behind girl, penis in vagina
DT = Deep Throat (taking entire penis in mouth and throat)
DTBJ = Deep Throat Blow Job
DTBBBJ = Deep Throat Bare Back Blow Job
DTBBBJTC = Deep Throat Bare Back Blow Job To Completion
EE = Eastern European
Facial = Cumming on partner's face
FIV = Finger in vagina
FF = Finger Fucking (penetration by fingers)
French = Oral sex
FK = French Kissing = Kissing on mouth with tongue contact
FS = Full Service = FS & Intercourse
GFE = Girl Friend Experience = Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GFE(A) = Girl Friend Experience (Acts)
GFE(E) = Girl Friend Experience (Emotions)
Greek = Anal sex
GS = Golden Shower = Urination play
Half & Half = Oral sex and intercourse
Hat = Condom
HDH = High Dollar Hottie
HJ = Hand Job
HM = High Mileage
IMHO = In my humble opinion
IMO = In my opinion
Incall = You meet the girl at her place, or a place she designates.
Indy = Independent
ISO = In Search Of
Italian = Penis between butt cheeks
LDL =Low Dollar Lady/Looker
LE = Law Enforcement
LEO = Law Enforcement Officer
LF = Lady Friend
LK = Light kissing, closed mouth
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
MERC - Montreal Escort Review Community
MILF = Mom I'd like to fuck
Missionary = Man on top
MP = Massage Parlor
MSOG = Multiple Shots on Goal = multiple releases
N = Nude (the girl that is)
NR = Nude Reverse = nude with reverse massage
OWO = Oral without Condom
OWOTC = Oral without condom to completion
Outcall = The girl comes to your place---your home, your hotel, etc.
Pearls = Pearl Necklace = ejaculation on her upper breasts
PM = Private Message
PO = Phone operator
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = Private viewing (Dance)
Raincoat = Condom
Reverse = You get to massage girl
RCG = Reverse cowgirl = Girl on top facing away
Rimming = Rimjob = Analingus
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
RPL = Reasonably Priced Lady
Russian = Penis between girl's breasts
SC = Strip Club
Shill = An insider posing as a satisfied customer to promote
SO = Significant other
SOF = Sat on Face
SOG = "Shots On Goal" = number of times you release
SP = Service Provider
Spinner = Very petite, thin girl
STD = Sexually transmitted disease
Stroll = Path frequented by street walkers
SW = Street Walker
T = Topless
Tea Bagging - Squatting over your lady and dipping your balls in her mouth.
TG = Transgender
TGTBT = Too good to be true.
TOFTT = Take one for the team.
TOTM = Time of the month.
Tossing Salad = analingus
TS = TransSexual
TUMA = Tongue up my ass
TV = Transvestite
WTF = What the fuck
XOXO = Hugs & Kisses
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = Seeking information
69 = Two people giving each other oral sex at the same time
 
Messemble payer pour du sex c'est illegal?
Tu dis sa a l'escorte-pute-saloppe? Non!
Ceux qui ont fini le service, rend compte qu'il a pas d'argent.. c'est quoi qui passe?
 
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