Ronin
Legacy Member
TL;DR: Bitch hit & run my car. I end-up finding her car parked nearby before proceeding to find her in a bar next door...
So last Friday, I was parked downtown in the St-catherine/Bleury area. I get back to the car to repay my parking when I see a note on my windshield. First I'm like "Fuuuuu those basterds managed to ticket me in the 5 minutes window I had not paid" but quickly realized it was instead a handwritten note.
IMPORTANT: I saw a hit&run on your car, her licence plate is 051 VVQ
I'm like whaaaat? I run around my car to find my front fender and bumber quite badly fucked. Way to start a week-end...
Called the cop to report. They show up and start filling the paper work. They proceed to run a system check on the plate #, which, as usual, does not match anything in the data base. More fuuuuu material. This can make claiming a hit & run, much more annoying. I then proceed to apply a couple life lessons I've learned over time. I tell them that, because of the circumstances, I was sure the car was parked around, to which they answer by saying they would keep a eye open for a similar plate number.
I did not wait for them to inquire...
Went walking around the block and was about to throw the towel down when just as I was getting back to my car, lo and behold, a shitty blue/Green Saturn with a matching plate with a O instead of a Q and my paint all over the passenger side of the car is parked like, 20m from my car, on a cross street. Bitch hit my car, went around the block like an hypocrite and parked her shit box next door.
Called the cop again, they showed up pretty quick a second time. Took pictures and stuff and start writing the ticket for the "hit & run".
Now we're standing on Mayor street and I'm chatting with them and I'm feeling a lucky. So there is this little hip bar that just opened (Furco). I tell the cop, "I'm ready to bet she is in that bar right now, drinking" he nods and walks in the bar. He had the DJ call for the owner of a Saturn, licence plate # on the mic. No one shows but just as the police officer are about to leave, I spot this girl coming out and looking over towards the car. I walk straight to her and ask if that cars is her: "Euh yeah why?"
WIN !!!
She obviously denies a hit & run claiming she never felt like she hit my car or that she was even trying to park on the free spot in front of my car. So I tell her in front of the cops: "Yet someone else saw/heard you do it but some how, you did not?" and like a dumb cunt she answers "Well, someone WAS waiving at me there but I did not know why so I did not stop".
Cops are totally bewildered...
So bitch, enjoy your 1000$ ticket and whatever consequences this brings on your insurance.
So last Friday, I was parked downtown in the St-catherine/Bleury area. I get back to the car to repay my parking when I see a note on my windshield. First I'm like "Fuuuuu those basterds managed to ticket me in the 5 minutes window I had not paid" but quickly realized it was instead a handwritten note.
IMPORTANT: I saw a hit&run on your car, her licence plate is 051 VVQ
I'm like whaaaat? I run around my car to find my front fender and bumber quite badly fucked. Way to start a week-end...
Called the cop to report. They show up and start filling the paper work. They proceed to run a system check on the plate #, which, as usual, does not match anything in the data base. More fuuuuu material. This can make claiming a hit & run, much more annoying. I then proceed to apply a couple life lessons I've learned over time. I tell them that, because of the circumstances, I was sure the car was parked around, to which they answer by saying they would keep a eye open for a similar plate number.
I did not wait for them to inquire...
Went walking around the block and was about to throw the towel down when just as I was getting back to my car, lo and behold, a shitty blue/Green Saturn with a matching plate with a O instead of a Q and my paint all over the passenger side of the car is parked like, 20m from my car, on a cross street. Bitch hit my car, went around the block like an hypocrite and parked her shit box next door.
Called the cop again, they showed up pretty quick a second time. Took pictures and stuff and start writing the ticket for the "hit & run".
Now we're standing on Mayor street and I'm chatting with them and I'm feeling a lucky. So there is this little hip bar that just opened (Furco). I tell the cop, "I'm ready to bet she is in that bar right now, drinking" he nods and walks in the bar. He had the DJ call for the owner of a Saturn, licence plate # on the mic. No one shows but just as the police officer are about to leave, I spot this girl coming out and looking over towards the car. I walk straight to her and ask if that cars is her: "Euh yeah why?"
WIN !!!
She obviously denies a hit & run claiming she never felt like she hit my car or that she was even trying to park on the free spot in front of my car. So I tell her in front of the cops: "Yet someone else saw/heard you do it but some how, you did not?" and like a dumb cunt she answers "Well, someone WAS waiving at me there but I did not know why so I did not stop".
Cops are totally bewildered...
So bitch, enjoy your 1000$ ticket and whatever consequences this brings on your insurance.
