LePolak
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stepsister [ˈstɛpˌsɪstə]
n
a daughter of one's stepmother or stepfather by a union with someone other than one's father or mother respectively
Hypothetical situation:
-You're like 22 and your parents get divorced.
-Dad meets a nice woman his age through a coworker and they start going out, her name is Julia, a solid 7.6/10 milf when she wants to be.
-Turns out Julia is also divorced and has a 20 year old daughter named Emily, also a good 7.8/10.
-You meet Emily for the first time, kinda go over the whole thing with parents dating, see her around sometimes at bars and say hi, realize she's cool and all, but make nothing of it.
-After a year, your dad drops the question to Julia, puts a ring or her finger and tells your that we're all moving in together.
-Ok, no problem, I have my space, own room in the basement, with a big screen TV and couches. Emily's room and Parent's room upstairs.
-Emily's room is small and crammed though so she hangs out downstairs most of the time.
-You and Emily get to know each other over a month or so and get on a friendly basis.
-You've had this weird feeling of sexual tension over the last week or so with hr doe.
- Chilling on the couch while holding your balls one day, you're browsing MR, refreshing facebook and she comes downtairs in her skimpy pyjamas to hang out and do homework (so you stop holding your balls).
-Dad is working overtime, step-mom Julia is doing groceries. It's just you, your step-sister Emily and your cat, Boris.
-She's eyeing you and she's making it known.
-For a while you thought she was innocent, but you realize she's probably a pervert in the sheets.
-She wants the D.
-She crawls over to your side of the couch flirtatiously and sits down next to you with her leg over yours and gives you that look
Would you slam your step sister?
inb4 weirdest boners.
I don't want to see a single thing posted in this thread except for "I have the weirdest boner" or "J'ai une érection bizarre" (OQLF)
n
a daughter of one's stepmother or stepfather by a union with someone other than one's father or mother respectively
Hypothetical situation:
-You're like 22 and your parents get divorced.
-Dad meets a nice woman his age through a coworker and they start going out, her name is Julia, a solid 7.6/10 milf when she wants to be.
-Turns out Julia is also divorced and has a 20 year old daughter named Emily, also a good 7.8/10.
-You meet Emily for the first time, kinda go over the whole thing with parents dating, see her around sometimes at bars and say hi, realize she's cool and all, but make nothing of it.
-After a year, your dad drops the question to Julia, puts a ring or her finger and tells your that we're all moving in together.
-Ok, no problem, I have my space, own room in the basement, with a big screen TV and couches. Emily's room and Parent's room upstairs.
-Emily's room is small and crammed though so she hangs out downstairs most of the time.
-You and Emily get to know each other over a month or so and get on a friendly basis.
-You've had this weird feeling of sexual tension over the last week or so with hr doe.
- Chilling on the couch while holding your balls one day, you're browsing MR, refreshing facebook and she comes downtairs in her skimpy pyjamas to hang out and do homework (so you stop holding your balls).
-Dad is working overtime, step-mom Julia is doing groceries. It's just you, your step-sister Emily and your cat, Boris.
-She's eyeing you and she's making it known.
-For a while you thought she was innocent, but you realize she's probably a pervert in the sheets.
-She wants the D.
-She crawls over to your side of the couch flirtatiously and sits down next to you with her leg over yours and gives you that look
Would you slam your step sister?
inb4 weirdest boners.
I don't want to see a single thing posted in this thread except for "I have the weirdest boner" or "J'ai une érection bizarre" (OQLF)
