ITT: I aware you on TINDER (iPhone)(sloots)(lulz)(LePolak)(qualitythread)

LePolak

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It's this new online dating app only available for iPhone, i usually browse around when i'm bored out of my mind at school/work.

It's got a little twist though; you set a certain radius around you (mine is set to 50kms) and it locates all the sloots within that radius.

You then either say yes or no to them. Here's where its different from most online dating sites: you can only get in contact with them IF THEY SAY YES BACK TO YOU.

So, essentially you know they're dtf right off the bat.

It links it through your FB (but doesnt show up anywhere on fb) and it hows you mutual friends and interests too.

*Also, at first i thought the app was BS because all the girls are legit HBBs, but then i saw people i actually know so seems pretty legit.

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POST #10:

would berry my dick so far up your ass that whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
 
i recog some of those sloots on your list lol


big dnw

edit lulz didnt notice i was post 10.


say something along the lines of "AY BITCH YA WANT SOME OF MY CAWK YOU SLOOT?
 
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post #10 decides what i write




Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair , since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Have a nice day.
 
OP ask MR for opening line

MR say 10 diffrent line

OP use 2 line that hasn't been said on thread
 
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