Toyota Drivers
The badge you are most likely to see in front of you in traffic is Toyota. The sign of functional retardation. Toyota symbolizes what is wrong with the world today. People who are so devoid of emotion that they go out and buy the automotive equivalent of white goods to ferry themselves between work and their mortgage. The drivers are more often than not old or asian, and absolutely clueless. Following closely in behaviour behind Toyota are Honda, Daewoo and Kia drivers. You'll find yourself stuck behind these floaters in traffic, so take note of:

Zero situational awareness. I had thought it impossible to miss the buzz of 50 motorcycles passing through. You can hear us coming like a phalanx of locusts; traffic parts for us like the seas for Moses. We had some clueless moron just turn onto a major thoroughfare in the middle of a 50 bike stream cutting some unfortunate rider off and scuttling the bikes behind. He had put himself in the midst of a yelling, revving, furious lynch mob. Astounding!

Waiting at an intersection an inordinate amount of time because they are too scared to make the turn.

Zoning out at a red light, only to move after multiple horns, wasting 10 seconds of the 20 available. Can you be any more inconsiderate?

Stopping early at a red light in their automatics and creeping forward. Why not stop with finality?! A following manual driver needs to play the clutch game!

Dawdling along at 40 km/h or under, or riding the brake. Yes I know your torque convertor can keep you moving without any throttle input, just speed the fuck up! Hell, I need to ride the clutch on my bike to move so slow!

Changing lanes without indicating. I guess there isn't enough brain capacity to handle this complex manoeuvre.

Inability to parallel park within five manoevres. After stopping beside their target space, they'll wait for everyone to pass. While everyone waits for them to park up.

Choosing the most inconsiderate place to make a three-point turn (narrow sections just after a bend) and making excessive turns.

Inability to merge onto a freeway. These are the idiots you see stopped at the end of the merging lane, holding up an angry queue. Honestly, the physics of it isn't that hard!

Driving around with an indicator flashing. Max makes so much noise that you can barely hear yourself think, let alone hear the indicator, but I manage to turn them off!

Driving at night without headlights. Then reacting as if to road rage when flashed or beeped. How can they be driving, they can't even see their instruments!! *bangs head on wall*