If you accidentally killed a bish,

LePolak

LePolak

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So Logik, EV and I were having beers at PJ's and we got into talking about choking bishes during secks.

If you accidentally choke a bish while boning her, how would you get rid ofthe body?
 
dexter style

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burn the body then crush the bones to powders then throw small quantity of said powder by the window of a car on the highway

Btw someone said that to me...I'm not crazy enough to create evil setup like this xD
 
I'd hang her upside down in a bathtub, slit her throat, use her arms as pumps and drain her of the blood, pry out her teeth and hair. Hack her in pieces (arms, legs, head, Torse cut in two) put her in double bags after coating the body parts in vinegar(to hide the smell), then distribute the pieces in trash bin around the city.
 
j'essairais de vendre le cadavre sur kijiji a un necrophile trop moumoune pour en tuer une mais je sais d'avance que tout ce que je vais recevoir comme offre va venir d'un scammer qui va m'envoye un cheque fait sur une jet d'encre alors je domperais le cadavre dans une fausse sceptique d'un chalet quelque part en campagne par les trappes pour la vider ca s'ouvre tres bien pis de semaine les chalets sont souvent innocupes
 
Nightwars said:
I'd hang her upside down in a bathtub, slit her throat, use her arms as pumps and drain her of the blood, pry out her teeth and hair. Hack her in pieces (arms, legs, head, Torse cut in two) put her in double bags after coating the body parts in vinegar(to hide the smell), then distribute the pieces in trash bin around the city.
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What about the blood stains from dismembering? What about cameras at the apparyment/city? What anout text conversations?
 
Nightwars said:
I'd hang her upside down in a bathtub, slit her throat, use her arms as pumps and drain her of the blood, pry out her teeth and hair. Hack her in pieces (arms, legs, head, Torse cut in two) put her in double bags after coating the body parts in vinegar(to hide the smell), then distribute the pieces in trash bin around the city.
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Wtf man.... that's disturbing as fuck....
 
LePolak said:
What about the blood stains from dismembering? What about cameras at the apparyment/city? What anout text conversations?
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Plastic wrap all over the bathroom, you do it naked so you don't stain your clothes. You do it all in the bathtub, so you can clean it with powerful cleaning products, there's almost no camera in Montreal, especially in the sketchy areas where no one will bother you when you throw trash...in a trash bin.
 
Burn to a crisp, chemical bath on the bones to get rid of the leftover organic matter burnt on or still stuck on the bones. Mixe ashes into ash bucket. empty into a garbage bag and throw bag into random city garbage on garbage day. Use morning Tim Hortons coffee cup to get rid of chemical stuff into random garbages containers (keep cup, fill it at night, throw out in the morning before getting a morning coffee), meanwhile, using a vice to crush bones to a powder, don't forget a face mask, that shits bad for you, then dissolve into large quantity of vinegar, flushed down the toilet. Spray down room and vice with bleach. Throw out everything, paint, floors, redo it all. Sell vice on mracing for 20$

Edit; you invited her over, she never showed. For the vehicule, drive it to random dep near your place, where she could have stopped for gum and where there are no cams. She stopped for gum and never got to your place.
 
WinterBeat said:
Burn to a crisp, chemical bath on the bones to get rid of the leftover organic matter burnt on or still stuck on the bones. Mixe ashes into ash bucket. empty into a garbage bag and throw bag into random city garbage on garbage day. Use morning Tim Hortons coffee cup to get rid of chemical stuff into random garbages containers (keep cup, fill it at night, throw out in the morning before getting a morning coffee), meanwhile, using a vice to crush bones to a powder, don't forget a face mask, that shits bad for you, then dissolve into large quantity of vinegar, flushed down the toilet. Spray down room and vice with bleach. Throw out everything, paint, floors, redo it all. Sell vice on mracing for 20$

Edit; you invited her over, she never showed. For the vehicule, drive it to random dep near your place, where she could have stopped for gum and where there are no cams. She stopped for gum and never got to your place.
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We should team up.
 
Id bury her up north(like real up north). Then id tale a week of in cuba and ask someone to steal my jeep

Nobody gonna search all qc province for a dead bish.
 
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