U laugh U lose

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Priceless!

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Orillia,
Ontario, said, "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against
another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of
every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus,
the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could
call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy, " and the
other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant called, "Iraq o'
Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the
goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be liquor store called,
"Morehammered."

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the very same
tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem
for others.
 
Firewall said:
Watch the guy up top that crashes in the van... and watch till the end!

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I've seen similar shit like that on a regular basis in Asia... scooters t-boning each others at 20 km/h, drunk drivers going way too fast and crashing on the side road, dead bodys under trucks... the weirdest shit was how they all ignore stop signs and lights and simply use their horn button to alarm other drivers
 
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