So this thing just died in front of my house

mig0s

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Woke up earlier to install my coilovers. Jacked the car up heard a 'BAMMM' as a car passed in front of my drive way. And this is what I see lying in front of my house, breathless.

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Then I see another one of its kind that passed the street safely. He was heartless. Took a quick glance at his dead friend and hopped away like nothing happened.

So what do I do with it? Is it edible? It looks good. Come to my house to help me with my coilovers and we'll BBQ it :D

R.I.P
 
Shit happens. My sister friends hit a cat once. Shattered the bones of the back legs if not more. wasnt fun to watch the cat "run" around with only its front legs and dragging the rest of its shattered body on the asphalt. Tough cat. Called animal control so they can pick it up and euthanize it.
 
comme un lapin c'est herbivore ca ce mange, il y a quand meme des chance qu'il soit plein de verre
 
the meat you eat in grocery stores has been loaded full of hormones and vaccines. this bunny is fresh as fuck.

eat it op.

 
It's been killed right in front of your house and even his rabbit friend was probably thinking "Got dam, he's getting eaten for sure" and hopped away, probably thinking about enrolling in the Rabbit witness protection program.

Stuff your face with that rabbit bro.


comme un lapin c'est herbivore ca ce mange, il y a quand meme des chance qu'il soit plein de verre

Comme n'importe quelle autre viande de chasse que tout le monde mange à la tonne à chaque année.
 
..... Grabs a shovel and plastic bag.... Free supper! All you have to do it gut it and clean it and cook it!


Bon appetit.

LOL for thread on eating road kill. *tu*
 
So finally I pussied out cuz I have no idea how to make that thing lol and feel kinda bad. I also remember watching this thing on Vice and didn't really give me the desire to eat a road kill. I buried it and may it RIP.


Sorry for not delivering lol OP is a phaggot for sure
 
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