Parking de douche

Je connais aucun char qui bat la Mercedes CLK GTR!

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Vien essayer de sortir de mon auto. Je suis au meets les jeudi soir à laval ;)

Regarde, j'ai 11.5po du siège à l'extérieur, je suis assis aussi bas, ma porte a besoin de 44po de dégagement, mais je peux sortir avec 33-34po... avec 30po comme c'est souvent le cas, je me contorsionne...

Ce que je veux dire, c'est que d'avoir un bolide, c'est un choix et il faut vivre avec les (maigres...) désagréments.
 
But when I can't get a parking spot in a crowded lot because some dipshit just "had to" take out his fancy car that "needs" two parking spaces, you best believe that car is getting the shit keyed out of it.

You are a straight up piece of shit.

Just an example : Has is ever occured to you that rush hour clogs up parkings in a matter of minutes? so if you get out of work and park somewhere where there is plenty of spaces, 5 minutes later the parking could be full even though it was near empty when you got in.

How do you know if that fancy car you're dying to scratch with your key was "legit" when it got there? It could have spent the entire day in the same spot for all you know. You're just assuming things to justify your envy and the means you take to alleviate it.

So by your standards, if you decide to buy a fancy car because you want to enjoy it and because you can, you have to factor in the lives and daily schedule of every corolla driver that may or may not park somewhere at any time of day, just to not get your car keyed by an overstressed jealous underachiever?

When my old chevy is on the road after I'm done spending thousands after thousands on it, restoring every single part and putting back every single bolt myself on it, I'll park it however the fuck I want to in order not to get it keyed or dinged and you're just gonna have to deal with it or build one yourself to "show me how it's done".

Have a nice day.
 
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I will always park far from everyone, every time I come back there are always 2-3 cars around me, such is life when you own an "out of the ordinary" car...
 
Hey Flames (Icetusk).!

Moi j'ai juste un char ordinaire pis je me park loin au boutte aussi alors je te comprend.. Ton VIPER est nice as fuck!! Tu viendra a Victo tu pourras prendre 4 parking si tu veux !!:)
 
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Regarde, j'ai 11.5po du siège à l'extérieur, je suis assis aussi bas, ma porte a besoin de 44po de dégagement, mais je peux sortir avec 33-34po... avec 30po comme c'est souvent le cas, je me contorsionne...

Ce que je veux dire, c'est que d'avoir un bolide, c'est un choix et il faut vivre avec les (maigres...) désagréments.

Je sais pas quel voiture tu conduit, mais ca dépend aussi de la largeur de ta voiture... 30 po de clearance j'ai jamais sa entre mon char et l'autre dans la plupart des parkings...
Mais faut le voir pour le comprendre, assiste tu a des meets? jvais aller te montrer en personne.

But when I can't get a parking spot in a crowded lot because some dipshit just "had to" take out his fancy car that "needs" two parking spaces, you best believe that car is getting the shit keyed out of it.

You are a straight up piece of shit.

Just an example : Has is ever occured to you that rush hour clogs up parkings in a matter of minutes? so if you get out of work and park somewhere where there is plenty of spaces, 5 minutes later the parking could be full even though it was near empty when you got in.

How do you know if that fancy car you're dying to scratch with your key was "legit" when it got there? It could have spent the entire day in the same spot for all you know. You're just assuming things to justify your envy and the means you take to alleviate it.

So by your standards, if you decide to buy a fancy car because you want to enjoy it and because you can, you have to factor in the lives and daily schedule of every corolla driver that may or may not park somewhere at any time of day, just to not get your car keyed by an overstressed jealous underachiever?

When my old chevy is on the road after I'm done spending thousands after thousands on it, restoring every single part and putting back every single bolt myself on it, I'll park it however the fuck I want to in order not to get it keyed or dinged and you're just gonna have to deal with it or build one yourself to "show me how it's done".

Have a nice day.

Thanks, QFT

Hey Flames (Icetusk).!

Moi j'ai juste un char ordinaire pis je me park loin au boutte aussi alors je te comprend.. Ton VIPER est nice as fuck!! Tu viendra a Victo tu pourras prendre 4 parking si tu veux !!:)

ps a vroummmmmx222 , il doit avoir du sable dans son vagin, il a déja fait un commentaire haineux dans un de mes thread aussi.. keyed un char, pendaison par les couilles.

haha lol thanks :D

Yeah, for OP's sand in it's vagina.

"Don't blame me, I have a 2000 viper so I have the right to take 10 parking spots la la! Kthnxbye"

You cant read or what, that is EXACTLY the opposite of what I said in my fucking post.
It's not because I have a facy car that I need to park like a douche it's how the car is designed, you just cant get out if theres a car parked right next in a tight parking spot.
 
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