I feel like sending a girl I know to go to elixor and pretend she's the OP's girlfriend and to start screaming and saying something like " Who the hell is this girl ur eating with , you never take me to places like this ." Lol
OP is not a faggot.
Keep us updated with how it goes with the whale. I wonder what she'll order for dinner.
Those magnum condoms suck though.
I find they're too tight and thick no?
Yeah, way too tight at the base, the magnum XL aren't as bad but still really tight
Medium is huge ?
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