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props to op

for posting self pic and taking a fatty off societies hands.

thank you op, thank you

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for epic story
 
I feel like sending a girl I know to go to elixor and pretend she's the OP's girlfriend and to start screaming and saying something like " Who the hell is this girl ur eating with , you never take me to places like this ." Lol

LOL! Hate it when that happens, someone always drops some food on the floor. What a waste
 
Its 4 am just got home i got her back to her place im fuckin tired to write wil sleep and delivr tommoro

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It's one thing to bust balls but its another thin to be really harsh and mean for no reason.
Op never insulted anyone and he seems like a cool down to earth guy.

Now that we got that out of the way I'm guessing u fucked her seeing as how u just got back home now
 
First of all she aint a whale... she's a little fat but she's a really nice girl and a very good prospect.

Yesterday went to elixor then we decided to skip mini put so i took her to ile des moulins in terrebonne .... on a rain storm alert ..... for those who know the spot we were past the dam and on the long trail on ile st-jean .. then it started we were wet as fuck shoes full of water and mud .. no coats no umbrella . It was like in the fucking movies walking along together not giving a fuck and laughing

Then i decided to make a move i told her we could get to my place and put it all in the dryer . She said yeah why not.

We are both hugh hefner style in the living room start chatting etc.. tells me she's sore so i massage her .. you know the drill ... had quite a bit of foreplay and fun for about 2 hours then it went down ...
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Btw wtf for like 2 months ive dated girls and they seemed not to give a single fuck.

Yesterday while doing it my phone ran crazy i received 10+ texts and 2 phone calls from 3 diff girls

My ex left me 4 msgs to fuck
One dating site girl called 2 times and left text msgs saying she wanted to see me badly
And one random girl from 4 months called and texted me to go to a bar at 1h30 am

Do they fucking have a sixth sense or what

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lol it's always like that.. when you're not available everyone wants to be with you and when you're alone nobody wants u lol
 
I take the large ones everybody is different ya know but yeah they are thick but i dont mind

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Yeah, way too tight at the base, the magnum XL aren't as bad but still really tight

Exactly !
The material of the condom also feels too thick ( that's what I meant by my above post)
Even the xl.

I'm not trying to brag about my dick size. I mean its fat and above average but no monster by any means.
I thought the xl would've done the trick but hell no.
 
Nothing exept strong gino material . I meant about the whole thing stuck in a storm, her wet t shirting and running in the wild like in goddam movies etc..

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Medium is huge ?

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175 pounds for 5"4, yes thats pretty damn big. By the way, how can you have mistaken her weight by 50 pounds ? lol

Anyway the important part is is that you like her and she likes you.
 
I dunno all my exes were 125 135 max and on the pictures her body looked pretty darn great . One thing she has the prettiest face i saw irl (to my taste ) so i honestly dont give a fuck about the rest anyway im 300 pounds myself so i got nothing to say ahah

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