Great thread.. as an anglophone, I love french slang expressions, they crack me up.
#1 is used strictly with tHeHated from MR, we have our own dialect:
1. You ham / Just hamming / Straight hamming - you clown / just fucking around / straight trolling (other pork based words can be substituted i.e.: I'm at the butcher shop fuck)
2. You Guatz / Just guatzing - same as above, I just love saying the word guatz. Pronounced gwattts
3.. Whats the scoop? - what's going on today / tonight
4. She's strong - bro code for solid rack (accompanied by hand gesture)
5. You're making my pussy dry / he makes my pussy dry - that's fucking gay / he's lame/gay/boring
6. He's a fucking space cadet - he's cracked out / he's retarded
7. Gayyyyyeeeeeeeeee - Community joke, hahgay.com
8. 4/10 - someone says a shit joke, I rate it on 10. Will also give occasional 8/10
9. What an asshole / look at this asshole / nice shirt, do they only make it for assholes? - me trying to bring back the word asshole as it's slowly been replaced by douche, which I'm no longer amused by
10. Penis lavabo - old thread in relationship forum, I've adopted it. Washing dick in the sink instead of showering.