what expressions do you guys use on the daily?

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woman go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich

or

what are you doing outside the kitchen

and

shut the fuck up and suck my dick
 
lol
epic
phaggot
sua coche
chef
maillet/touriste
cambuse/barouette/vidange
cassé

et tout les sacres chrétiens ainsi que toute conjugaison possible
 
Great thread.. as an anglophone, I love french slang expressions, they crack me up.

#1 is used strictly with tHeHated from MR, we have our own dialect:

1. You ham / Just hamming / Straight hamming - you clown / just fucking around / straight trolling (other pork based words can be substituted i.e.: I'm at the butcher shop fuck)
2. You Guatz / Just guatzing - same as above, I just love saying the word guatz. Pronounced gwattts
3.. Whats the scoop? - what's going on today / tonight
4. She's strong - bro code for solid rack (accompanied by hand gesture)
5. You're making my pussy dry / he makes my pussy dry - that's fucking gay / he's lame/gay/boring
6. He's a fucking space cadet - he's cracked out / he's retarded
7. Gayyyyyeeeeeeeeee - Community joke, hahgay.com
8. 4/10 - someone says a shit joke, I rate it on 10. Will also give occasional 8/10
9. What an asshole / look at this asshole / nice shirt, do they only make it for assholes? - me trying to bring back the word asshole as it's slowly been replaced by douche, which I'm no longer amused by
10. Penis lavabo - old thread in relationship forum, I've adopted it. Washing dick in the sink instead of showering.
 
would you?

say that about every girl that passes by to my buddies. Even though i know they would fuck her or wouldn't fuck her.
 
- Are you fucking kidding me ?
- lets drink to that !
- he's full of shit !
- Suck the left side of my right testicle
- Shawty, whatcha name iz ?
- multiply this by zero and its still too much !
- Who the fuck do you think you are ?
- You know what they say about men with big feet...
 
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