Look what I just found...

dans mon char straight en ouvrant la porte pour faire descendre mon chien........

jai ete porter le chien en dedans pour revenir la sortir.. pu rien, doit etre encore dans mon char à l'heure actuel..

FML

never lose sight of that shit. Now you have to burn the car

Pourquoi tu l'a pas juste écrazée quand tu la vu la premiere fois?

Edit: j'approuve les conseils de feu

Like toze said, never lose sight of them, they are sneaky motherfuckers.

lol OP gon die

Elle va te piquer et te paralyser pendant que tu chauffes, t'es faites

Ciboire ca vient pas d'icitte ça...

J'ai déjà vu une maison à vendre pour cause de "tarentule échappé dans la maison". Bien sur le gars l'avait pas écrit dans son annonce mais je l'avais su entre les branche parce que ami d'un ami d'un cousin... Le gars gardait la tarentule du beau-frère et le chat a fini par faire tomber l'aquarium. Ils ont vidé la maison au complet, fait venir un exterminateur, fouillé partout partout et ne l'ont jamais retrouvé. Sa blonde a jamais voulu re-rentrer là

If I saw that shit in my car I'd honestly never get back inside until I had a video of it being found and executed by an exterminator.
Full serious here.

What part of laval are u in man ????
That's the second post on ere of a giant spider I see.
Wtf man.

I freak out when I'm driving and I see a little one walking on the dash.
I always keep bounty in my back seat to terminate any crawlers I may encounter because those fucks will hide in the cracks and good luck finding them after.


I remember playing resident evil in the basement of my parents place when I was young.
It was pitch black and I was sitting on the floor. everything was fine until i got to the part where u see the first zombie eating a human ( cut scene) when I felt something tickling my back.

I thought it was just my shirt fabric so I have a little quick scratch and carried on playing the game in total fear.
About 45 seconds later I felt something moving on my back quickly and it occurred to me that it was a spider...

Shock and terrified I scrambled to get my shirt off and immediately turned the lights on and there it was !!
A fat mother fucker with a little hair crawling on the carpet.

I killed it but I get goosebumps and shivers just seeing pics of these fkn little shits.

Sauf1foisOchalet said:

Ciboire ca vient pas d'icitte ça...

J'ai déjà vu une maison à vendre pour cause de "tarentule échappé dans la maison". Bien sur le gars l'avait pas écrit dans son annonce mais je l'avais su entre les branche parce que ami d'un ami d'un cousin... Le gars gardait la tarentule du beau-frère et le chat a fini par faire tomber l'aquarium. Ils ont vidé la maison au complet, fait venir un exterminateur, fouillé partout partout et ne l'ont jamais retrouvé. Sa blonde a jamais voulu re-rentrer là

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I have a friend that collects these hideous things.
He's got hundreds of them including many big ones.

He stuck a frog in one aquarium and it didn't take long before the spider webbed it to the side to snack on later.

1 got away and was never found.


Needless to say I've known him since grade 3 when I moved here and never went inside his place...

seriously Im fucking shitting bricks right now, I lost sight of that bitch and she had probably got the fuck out of the car while the door was open (while I was in the courtyard taking the shuvel) or she is still hiding in my fuckin car right now, i am not happy right now... probably inspect the fuckin car tommorrow morning.. Im really disappointed and disgusted..

Please God help me..

Le pire c'est que peut-être qu'elle a pondu ses œufs dans ton char et que tu vas en avoir une centaine d'autres...

teknoledge said:

seriously Im fucking shitting bricks right now, I lost sight of that bitch and she had probably got the fuck out of the car while the door was open (while I was in the courtyard taking the shuvel) or she is still hiding in my fuckin car right now, i am not happy right now... probably inspect the fuckin car tommorrow morning.. Im really disappointed and disgusted..

Please God help me..

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Bro what inspection ??? You're gonna look in the morning and find nothing.
You'll be afraid thinking it may still be inside and after a while that fear will make u think positive and assume that it's gone.

Days will pass and when u least expect it , BAM it pops up dangling from the ceiling just in front of your face !!!
Momentum will swing it on ur face and it'll sink its fangs into your nose and quickly lay its eggs in u !!

Fuck ur bs inspection in the morning !!!
Avoid that last scenario and call a fkn exterminator right fkn now.



Also are u in chomedey/ste do area ??

Maybe its in your bags and you brought it in the house.

OP youre doomed, burn the car burn the house.
Change city, change name, grow a moustache so it wont reconize you!

Dimanche prochain, va te promener pas loin d'un église et essaie de faire une perte totale avec le premier Camry beige que tu vas voir... En théorie tu ne devrais pas être responsable. Problème solved et va acheter un autre char avec les assurances

spiderbro's keeping your car safe from arachnophobic burglars

Pussies.

All of you.

Isn't it weird... no matter how big or strong we are.. most people just hate the sight of spiders.. as some comedian said.. if you happen to run into a spider web face first, you instantly become a kung fu master

D_Accord said:

Isn't it weird... no matter how big or strong we are.. most people just hate the sight of spiders.. as some comedian said.. if you happen to run into a spider web face first, you instantly become a kung fu master

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Lol so true!

Ah man youre done..imagine it goes in to your ears or ur mouth when ypu not paying attention the that shit
while you look a hot girl at the red light or eat a burger while driving
Or done man
Rip

SUBARU_WRX_STi said:

Ah man youre done..imagine it goes in to your ears or ur mouth when ypu not paying attention the that shit
while you look a hot girl at the red light or eat a burger while driving
Or done man
Rip

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What if it hitched a ride on his bags and its now in the house ???