CDC warns Americans to prepare for zombie apocalypse (really)

Y'as tu quelqu'un qui peux se rendre utile en postant les regles de Zombieland ?
a part: do lots of cardio. always double-tap pis enjoy the little things je veux savoir les autres regles de survie moi aussi pis me tappe Emma Stone elle a tellement un beau cul
 
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Alain95i4 said:
Y'as tu quelqu'un qui peux se rendre utile en postant les regles de Zombieland ?
a part: do lots of cardio. always double-tap pis enjoy the little things je veux savoir les autres regles de survie moi aussi pis me tappe Emma Stone elle a tellement un beau cul
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1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife
34. Fuck Emma Stone
 
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