*VR6*
Well-known member
I can understand where the stand up guys are coming from.
Considering:
if you experience a "Perfect dump" and you wipe sitting down, there is nothing to wipe really, however, as your "Perfect dump" emerges to the world, and you swiftly stand up to give it a snug squeeze with your butt cheeks, you are certain to spread it like a nice nutella layer along your crack to make sure you keep the memory of it via smell and lubricative feel.
Hahahaha exactement ce que je pensais lol!